{"id":62360,"date":"2020-06-27T10:19:38","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=62360"},"modified":"2020-06-27T10:53:35","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:53:35","slug":"recipe-for-avoiding-detection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/recipe-for-avoiding-detection\/","title":{"rendered":"Recipe for Avoiding Detection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">INGREDIENTS<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">1) Doubt (in others or self )<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">2) Sunglasses<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">3) Soft but dry cough (non phlegm)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">4) Ribs (own or spare)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">5) Sandpaper<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">METHOD<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Ask plenty of questions whilst sanding away your motivation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Avoid eye contact even when dry.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Let the ribs tighten slightly as the stomach quivers,<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">then, cough gently to release the tension (but to avoid attention).<\/p>\n<p>Never fall in love.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Book the last two seats, in your name, for the Greyhound and<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">steal a boat leaving only whispers of your story in the sail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INGREDIENTS 1) Doubt (in others or self ) 2) Sunglasses 3) Soft but dry cough (non phlegm) 4) Ribs (own or spare) 5) Sandpaper &nbsp; METHOD Ask plenty of questions whilst sanding away your motivation. Avoid eye contact even when dry. Let the ribs tighten&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1278,"featured_media":62829,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[3441,3501,3499,3504,3475,3498,3503,3506,3502,3500,3505],"class_list":["post-62360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-jlnash","tag-cough","tag-detection","tag-greyhound","tag-janenash","tag-recipe","tag-ribs","tag-sail","tag-sandpaper","tag-sunglasses","tag-whispers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1278"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62360"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63337,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62360\/revisions\/63337"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/62829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}