{"id":62708,"date":"2020-06-27T10:11:19","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:11:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=62708"},"modified":"2020-07-24T17:53:36","modified_gmt":"2020-07-24T21:53:36","slug":"recipe-for-unconditional-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/recipe-for-unconditional-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Recipe for Unconditional Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Rescue dog from a shelter<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Foster dog (one, two or three)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pregnancy via your best friend<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">California King bed<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Music<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">First, go to a high kill animal shelter. Select one or two dogs using heart and intuition.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Wait one year for dogs to decompress and feel secure in your home. Aromatherapy, dog beds, bully sticks and dog massage strongly encouraged.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Contact a couple dog rescues. Apply to be a foster parent. Wait several weeks before you finally \u201cfoster fail\u201d.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Marinate in love for approximately 5-7 years.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Buy a California King bed before proceeding with recipe. Warning: This is absolutely necessary.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Get pregnant by your best friend. One time will do, I did it twice.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Surround bed with pillows.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Buy pet stairs leading up to bed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Play music.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sleep in.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Laugh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Eat in bed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Dream together.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>#Prompt2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rescue dog from a shelter Foster dog (one, two or three) Pregnancy via your best friend California King bed Music First, go to a high kill animal shelter. Select one or two dogs using heart and intuition. Wait one year for dogs to decompress and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1329,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,1136,5],"tags":[2832,46,406,3498],"class_list":["post-62708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-official-marathon-prompts","category-poetry-prompts","tag-prompt2","tag-hour-2","tag-prompt-2","tag-recipe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1329"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62708"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79348,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62708\/revisions\/79348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}