{"id":62733,"date":"2020-06-27T11:27:16","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T15:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=62733"},"modified":"2020-06-27T16:14:27","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T20:14:27","slug":"how-to-watch-a-horror-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/how-to-watch-a-horror-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"How to watch a horror movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ingredients:<\/strong><br \/>\n1. Fear<br \/>\n2. Warm fuzzy blanket<br \/>\n3. Creepy music<br \/>\n4. Dark chocolate pretzels<br \/>\n5. Doorbell<\/p>\n<p><strong>Directions:<\/strong><br \/>\nSelect a horror movie that instills fear<br \/>\ngives you goosebumps<br \/>\nmakes the hair on the back of your neck rise<br \/>\ncontains all you fear<\/p>\n<p>Curl up on a well worn couch<br \/>\ntuck into a warm fuzzy blanket<br \/>\nhide your toes<br \/>\nplace dark chocolate pretzels within reach<br \/>\npress play<\/p>\n<p>As the creepy music plays<br \/>\nand the fear rises<br \/>\nreach for the pretzels<br \/>\none at a time<br \/>\ncrunch chomp swallow<\/p>\n<p>Ignore the unknown shadows in the room<br \/>\njust agents of fear escaping from the screen<br \/>\nhide under blanket as needed<br \/>\nnibble more pretzels<br \/>\ncreepy music booms<\/p>\n<p>Fear makes a reappearance<br \/>\nlaughs rattle windows in time with music<br \/>\nnibble more pretzels<br \/>\nsink deeper into blanket<br \/>\ndoorbell rings<\/p>\n<p><em>The end is nigh<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ingredients: 1. Fear 2. Warm fuzzy blanket 3. Creepy music 4. Dark chocolate pretzels 5. Doorbell Directions: Select a horror movie that instills fear gives you goosebumps makes the hair on the back of your neck rise contains all you fear Curl up on a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":79,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5],"tags":[3442,1093],"class_list":["post-62733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompts","tag-2020poetrymarathon","tag-hour-2-prompt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/79"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62733"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67005,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62733\/revisions\/67005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}