{"id":62740,"date":"2020-06-27T10:47:07","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=62740"},"modified":"2020-06-27T11:01:11","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T15:01:11","slug":"recipe-for-surviving-dogs-in-the-morning_prompt-2-kjkidder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/recipe-for-surviving-dogs-in-the-morning_prompt-2-kjkidder\/","title":{"rendered":"Recipe For Surviving Dogs in the Morning_Prompt #2 kjkidder"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ingredients:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Unconditional Love<\/li>\n
  2. Old yard shoes<\/li>\n
  3. A bit of strength<\/li>\n
  4. A supply of small plastic bags<\/li>\n
  5. Unlimited imagination<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Early morning wake-ups<\/p>\n

    often delivered by wet noses of those you treasure<\/p>\n

    If at first, you don’t respond,<\/p>\n

    Your anxious pet may move on to drastic measures<\/p>\n

    Apply copious amounts of unconditional love wrapped in hugs and praise<\/p>\n

    Now, throw on those old yard shoes and quickly your body raise<\/p>\n

    Grab a leash of suitable length, and a small supply of plastic bags<\/p>\n

    Throwdown some coffee, a bit of strength, before encountering smelly gags<\/p>\n

    Converse in whatever means you can, with unlimited imagination,<\/p>\n

    Head quickly, quietly for some vegetation.<\/p>\n

    Keep applying more unconditional love each step of the way<\/p>\n

    Love them like children and have a grand day, I hope!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Ingredients: Unconditional Love Old yard shoes A bit of strength A supply of small plastic bags Unlimited imagination Early morning wake-ups often delivered by wet noses of those you treasure If at first, you don’t respond, Your anxious pet may move on to drastic measures…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":880,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13,441],"tags":[722],"class_list":["post-62740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-recipe-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/880"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62740"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63470,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62740\/revisions\/63470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}