Handed down through generations,<\/p>\n
This recipe is unique to each, yet gives similar results. Here’s mine –<\/p>\n
Take a child, aged at least 4 years. Go for a 2-3 year old if you are feeling adventurous.<\/p>\n
Begin with adding one strict work deadline.<\/p>\n
Add a little bit of unfinished laundry and a dozen dirty dishes,<\/p>\n
Mix the child with some candy\/cake\/chocolate (anything will do as long as it has sugar).<\/p>\n
You will notice the mixture begin to bubble violently.<\/p>\n
At this point, sprinkle a few Lego pieces for an extra punch.<\/p>\n
Add a few swear words to taste, preferably muttered under the breath.<\/p>\n
The mixture should be boiling now.<\/p>\n
Immediately add some loud warnings, (the ‘1-2-3’ warning gives the best flavor) before the solution spills over.<\/p>\n
The boiling\u00a0 will reduce to simmering.<\/p>\n
Your dish is ready.<\/p>\n
Serve with a side of prayers and tired tears.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Works best if prepared at nighttime.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
– Prachi S<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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