{"id":62813,"date":"2020-06-27T10:18:37","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=62813"},"modified":"2020-06-27T10:24:33","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:24:33","slug":"recipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/recipe\/","title":{"rendered":"recipe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>one part levothyroxin<br \/>\none part wellbutrin<br \/>\nthree parts vitamins<br \/>\nthree parts ibuprofen<br \/>\none part cbd gummy<\/p>\n<p>toss pills over shoulder and hope they absorb through the skin<br \/>\nlikewise crush gummy into skin of wrist and pray it works<\/p>\n<p>one part glucosamine<br \/>\none part multi-vitamin<br \/>\none spoonful of carnitine<br \/>\nthree parts ibuprofen<br \/>\none part sleep cbd gummy<\/p>\n<p>toss pills against wall to ricochet into the ears<br \/>\npour carnitine over the head and rub gummy into eyes and pray it works<\/p>\n<p>one part major depressive disorder<br \/>\none part anxiety disorder<br \/>\none part autism spectrum disorder<br \/>\none part arthritic joints<br \/>\none part overactive immune system trying to kill off the healthy tissue<br \/>\n37 years of life<\/p>\n<p>toss parts into a wishing well<br \/>\nand hope a whole person comes out<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one part levothyroxin one part wellbutrin three parts vitamins three parts ibuprofen one part cbd gummy toss pills over shoulder and hope they absorb through the skin likewise crush gummy into skin of wrist and pray it works one part glucosamine one part multi-vitamin one&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":941,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/941"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62831,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62813\/revisions\/62831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}