{"id":62834,"date":"2020-06-27T10:48:06","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=62834"},"modified":"2020-06-27T10:49:18","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:49:18","slug":"glados-recipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/glados-recipe\/","title":{"rendered":"GLaDOS&#8217; Recipe for the Ideal Test Subject"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>NB: From here on, there will be spoilers for\u00a0<\/em>Portal<em>. Proceed at your own risk<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Take one (1) moderate amount of determination<br \/>\nWith a soup\u00e7on of fear. Too much nerve makes the subject<br \/>\nUnpredictable.<\/p>\n<p>Add two (2) long-fall boots for protection<br \/>\nFrom gravity. When the floor needs to be deadly, there are<br \/>\nAlways acid pits.<\/p>\n<p>Begin the test (Test) then introduce the portal gun<br \/>\nOne piece at a time. Be patient, and tell the subject this<br \/>\nReassuringly<\/p>\n<p>After twenty (20) chambers of investigation<br \/>\nCongratulations! The subject is ready to bake at<br \/>\nOne thousand Kelvin<\/p>\n<p>Serve with candles and cake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NB: From here on, there will be spoilers for\u00a0Portal. Proceed at your own risk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":316,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,441],"tags":[2164,3482],"class_list":["post-62834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-hour2","tag-portal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/316"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62834"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63269,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62834\/revisions\/63269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}