{"id":62891,"date":"2020-06-27T10:31:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=62891"},"modified":"2020-06-27T10:31:00","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:31:00","slug":"hour-2-teach-yourself-a-lesson-tea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/hour-2-teach-yourself-a-lesson-tea\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 2: Teach Yourself a Lesson Tea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ingredients:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1 quart of self-doubt<br \/>\n1 bag of self-confidence<br \/>\na dash of lingering<br \/>\n1 carton of tears of self-pity<br \/>\n1 small packet of recklessness<\/p>\n<p><strong>Procedures:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Place self-doubt in a pan on the back burner, over a medium heat until boiling furiously.\u00a0 Pour into a mug.<br \/>\nTake one bag of self-confidence and dip it in the boiling self-doubt.<br \/>\nLet steep, while you linger.<br \/>\nOpen the packet of recklessness, sprinkling it wildly.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t be afraid of knocking the cup over.<br \/>\nOpen carton of tears of self-pity, and add liberally until the cup overflows.<br \/>\nEnjoy hot.\u00a0 Pour any extra on garden or house plants.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ingredients: 1 quart of self-doubt 1 bag of self-confidence a dash of lingering 1 carton of tears of self-pity 1 small packet of recklessness Procedures: Place self-doubt in a pan on the back burner, over a medium heat until boiling furiously.\u00a0 Pour into a mug&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1179,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1179"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63042,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62891\/revisions\/63042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}