{"id":62902,"date":"2020-06-27T10:26:15","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:26:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=62902"},"modified":"2020-06-27T10:26:38","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:26:38","slug":"62902","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/62902\/","title":{"rendered":"Quick and Easy Recipe To be a Functioning Version of Myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Level: Easy<br \/>\nTotal: 24 hr<br \/>\nPrep: 10 min<br \/>\nCook: 12 hr<br \/>\nYield: 1 You<\/p>\n<p>Ingredients:<br \/>\n50mg Sertraline<br \/>\n20mg Propranolol<br \/>\n12.5 mg Meclizine<br \/>\n25 mg Sumatriptan<br \/>\n0.25 mg Norgestimate and Ethanol Estradiol<br \/>\n200 mg Ibuprofen (as needed)<br \/>\n50 mg Tramadol (optional)<br \/>\n3 cups of Water<\/p>\n<p>Directions:<\/p>\n<p>1 &#8211; Preheat yourself to 98.6 degrees F.<br \/>\nSift the Sertraline, Norgestimate and Ethanol Estradiol,<br \/>\nand Propanolol into a medium bowl. Set aside.<\/p>\n<p>2 &#8211; Drink 1 cup of water. Gradually pour the mixture into your mouth,<br \/>\nmixing until incorporated. Let simmer.<\/p>\n<p>3 &#8211; Once melted, use a rubber spatula to fold in meclizine and Sumatriptan<br \/>\nuntil steady. Bake for 30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center<br \/>\ncomes out clean. Cool on a wire rack for 5 minutes. Turn over.<\/p>\n<p>4 &#8211; Top off with toasted pieces of ibuprofen to add crunch (to your taste).<br \/>\nFor more sweetness, add a dollop of tramadol on the side.<\/p>\n<p>5 &#8211; Wrap in plastic wrap. You\u2019re best served the next day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Level: Easy Total: 24 hr Prep: 10 min Cook: 12 hr Yield: 1 You Ingredients: 50mg Sertraline 20mg Propranolol 12.5 mg Meclizine 25 mg Sumatriptan 0.25 mg Norgestimate and Ethanol Estradiol 200 mg Ibuprofen (as needed) 50 mg Tramadol (optional) 3 cups of Water Directions:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1142,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1142"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62902"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62966,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62902\/revisions\/62966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}