{"id":63013,"date":"2020-06-27T10:38:36","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=63013"},"modified":"2020-06-27T10:38:36","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:38:36","slug":"hour-2-recipe-for-garage-goodbyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/hour-2-recipe-for-garage-goodbyes\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 2: Recipe for \u201cGarage Goodbyes\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ingredients<\/p>\n

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  1. Lifetime of memories<\/li>\n
  2. 1 gallon of sentimentality<\/li>\n
  3. 24 moving boxes, various sizes<\/li>\n
  4. 5 rolls of bubble wrap<\/li>\n
  5. 2 rolls of packing tape<\/li>\n
  6. 1 Box of Kleenex<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Instructions<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Measure the sentimentality and discard all traces. You will never finish if any trace of this ingredient is left behind.<\/li>\n
    2. Combine the moving boxes, bubble wrap, and packing tape. Blend thoroughly. Allow for breaks in between to unstick the tape from itself.<\/li>\n
    3. Place all boxed items in the garage.<\/li>\n
    4. Saute the remaining ingredients, memories and Kleenex, into a frothy mixture.<\/li>\n
    5. Your “Garage Goodbye” is ready when you place your keys on the kitchen table, turn off the light, and walk out the front door.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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