{"id":63125,"date":"2020-06-27T10:38:40","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=63125"},"modified":"2020-06-28T00:56:17","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T04:56:17","slug":"recipe-for-lost-productivity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/recipe-for-lost-productivity\/","title":{"rendered":"Recipe for Lost Productivity"},"content":{"rendered":"

Recipe for Lost Productivity<\/p>\n

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Grease a 5\u20195 well educated vessel. Pre-heat political and social climate to \u201cRevolution\u201d. Prepare ingredients and transfer directly to vessel, stirring aggressively as if it\u2019s a pot:<\/div>\n
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1. Pandemic<\/div>\n
2. Dubious leadership<\/div>\n
3. Police Brutality<\/div>\n
4. Protests<\/div>\n
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5. Social Media (for best results, cultivate your own with highly polarized and piquant notes)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Allow all ingredients to simmer throughout 2020, carefully checking that the vessel does not scorch. Best results achieved while working at home. \u00a0Take small tastes on Monday mornings and Friday afternoon to see how flavor is developing. If overly bitter, add fresh air, flowers or digital images of kittens. Distracted, informed opinions are best served piping hot.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Recipe for Lost Productivity Grease a 5\u20195 well educated vessel. Pre-heat political and social climate to \u201cRevolution\u201d. Prepare ingredients and transfer directly to vessel, stirring aggressively as if it\u2019s a pot: 1. Pandemic 2. Dubious leadership 3. Police Brutality 4. Protests 5. Social Media (for…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1510,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1510"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63125"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72532,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63125\/revisions\/72532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}