{"id":63239,"date":"2020-06-27T10:51:15","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=63239"},"modified":"2020-06-27T10:51:15","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T14:51:15","slug":"how-to-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/how-to-fight\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Fight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How to Get in a Fight<\/p>\n<p>1. Go outside when it is ninety degrees and stand in a line.<br \/>\n2. When you get too hot tell the other people in line you are going over there (points to shaded area) to stand because you are getting burnt.<br \/>\n3. When the next person comes run out of hiding and aggressively yell that you were already in the line while pointing at the spot they are now standing.<br \/>\n4. They will defend themselves saying they didn\u2019t see you and that you weren\u2019t in line and tell you not to sneak up on them in such a manner.<\/p>\n<p>5. The argument has now begun.\u00a0You are now ready to fight.<\/p>\n<p>Do you walk away?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to Get in a Fight 1. Go outside when it is ninety degrees and stand in a line. 2. When you get too hot tell the other people in line you are going over there (points to shaded area) to stand because you are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1498,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1498"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63239"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63307,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63239\/revisions\/63307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}