Recipe for Mondays<\/p>\n
1.\tCoffee
\n2.\tDenial
\n3.\tSilence
\n4.\tLuck
\n5.\tFriday Focus<\/p>\n
Mix four parts coffee with three parts denial
\nand stir frequently. Often this recipe requires
\nan additional dose of the first ingredient to
\nensure a sufficiently stable outcome. Item one
\nmay be added liberally, as needed, due to the
\noverpowering redolence of denial.<\/p>\n
A third of the third ingredient is the easiest one
\nto remember; but forget it and the whole recipe
\nturns sour. Without silence, there can be no Mondays.
\nUnless you add more coffee. <\/p>\n
Luck is up to you. A pinch, is often all that is
\nrequired but if you are doing Mondays after
\na holiday, a great event, or
\nDaylight Savings Time,
\nit will be a key ingredient
\nfor the success of this dish \u2013
\nany amount greater than coffee will do.<\/p>\n
Friday Focus is hard to find when making Mondays
\nbut if you don\u2019t include it, the recipe is doomed. <\/p>\n
Mix items well and let sit for an hour. <\/p>\n
Even though you may only have minutes to spare,
\nMondays must have time to properly cool
\nbefore being consumed. The longer they sit,
\nthe easier they are to manage. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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