How do I get rid of weight?<\/p>\n
I shovel food, and stay up late<\/p>\n
binge watch my favorite sitcom<\/p>\n
don\u2019t bug me if my game is on<\/p>\n
and then I sleep till noon, not fun<\/p>\n
pretty soon the day is gone.<\/p>\n
My middle, see<\/p>\n
is haunting me, probably till eternity<\/p>\n
battling the bulge is hard<\/p>\n
every pint adds to my lard<\/p>\n
sitting mostly with TV<\/p>\n
cellulite is after me<\/p>\n
even when my thighs are thinning<\/p>\n
it\u2019s crunch time and I\u2019m not winning.<\/p>\n
Solution, difficult but true<\/p>\n
flour and sweets I should not do<\/p>\n
if tummy trimming, get off the couch<\/p>\n
go exercise, get outta the house!<\/p>\n
and sleep, I must get regularly<\/p>\n
then flatter tummy will I see.<\/p>\n
– Sandra Johnson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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