{"id":63804,"date":"2020-06-27T11:43:15","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T15:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=63804"},"modified":"2021-06-26T15:51:07","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T19:51:07","slug":"2-poem-a-la-hurry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/2-poem-a-la-hurry\/","title":{"rendered":"#2. Poem a la Hurry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPoem a la Hurry\u201d<br \/>\nIngredients:<br \/>\n1. 4 Cups creativity, sifted<br \/>\n2. 2 medium cups of coffee<br \/>\n3. 3 parts Inner Critic, diced<br \/>\n4. 1 Wall Clock, promptly ticking<br \/>\n5. Several Birds, chirping <\/p>\n<p>Instructions:<\/p>\n<p>Pour Creativity into a large mixing bowl.<br \/>\nGently stir  in the Diced Inner Critic.<br \/>\nWhen well mixed, slowly blend in the coffee until consistency<br \/>\nis even.<br \/>\nThe inner critic may form lumps, be sure to keep stirring, so<br \/>\nthe Creativity can dissolve them.<br \/>\nAdd in the Ticking Clock, constantly.<br \/>\nAdd in the Bird Chirps. They have always been there, remember to notice when they slow down.<br \/>\nMix all until blended, let sit for 5 minutes, then serve. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPoem a la Hurry\u201d Ingredients: 1. 4 Cups creativity, sifted 2. 2 medium cups of coffee 3. 3 parts Inner Critic, diced 4. 1 Wall Clock, promptly ticking 5. Several Birds, chirping Instructions: Pour Creativity into a large mixing bowl. Gently stir in the Diced&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":912,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/912"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64045,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63804\/revisions\/64045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}