{"id":6388,"date":"2015-06-12T21:35:51","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T01:35:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=6388"},"modified":"2015-06-12T21:35:51","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T01:35:51","slug":"eyes-closed-12-hours-till-it-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/eyes-closed-12-hours-till-it-begins\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Eyes closed&#8221; &#8211; 12 hours till it begins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Background.<\/p>\n<p>Some years again while researching rhyming slang, I stumbled across a couple of pages of\u00a0<i>bingo calls.\u00a0<\/i>No doubt you\u2019d recognise some of \u2019em if you heard \u2019em (#11 \u2014 legs eleven, #22 \u2014 two ducks swimming, #88 \u2014 two fat ladies, et cetera).<\/p>\n<p>Although I have never played bingo, nor it must be said, had any great desire to ever play bingo, I was fascinated by the language used. Right then &amp; then I felt this could be an interesting area for poetic exploration; &amp; like so many of my\u00a0\u2018wonderful\u2019 ideas, there it remained. Though it did get a title and a folder on my desktop, as well as saving a few PDF\u2019s of calls as I came across them, essentially it sat there, sad, lonely &amp; unloved. (Who says ideas take after their poets.)<\/p>\n<p>Until I read about the 24 hour write one poem-per-hour marathon!<\/p>\n<p>At last I thought, a chance to see if BINGOLINGO had any chance of growing into a chapbook, or at the very least, a winning 5 poem suite of bingo!<\/p>\n<p>To this end, in preparation over the past week, I have collated all the calls I have found into an excel document &amp; printed them, cut them into little pieces, folded them &amp; placed them in my Slash\/Circus Ringmaster\u2019s Hat-cum-Bingo Cage. (NB I have used the Australian\/British system of 90 numbers, rather than the American 75, not because I want the extra numbers, but simply cos I want the chance to get the politically incorrect #88. 75 would be so much better because i) there\u2019s less &amp; b) at the end of the day I\u2019d have written poems for at least a third of the calls! But art isn\u2019t always about what is neatest&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Web articles tell me bingo houses in Oz are phasing out cliches such as \u201ctwo fat ladies\u201d and \u201c#69 dinner for two\u201d to try to modernise the game and attract new players.\u00a0 \u201cOur current day bingo players only want the next number to be called, not a whole lot of fuss with terms and sayings\u201d which I think is sad (let me reiterate, I don\u2019t play the game, &amp; have no desire to play the game, so my grief on this matter is pretty moot). None-the-less, cue gareth to the rescue.<\/p>\n<p>The rules\/guidelines for my personal 24 poems in 24 hours madness are as follows:<\/p>\n<p>I will draw out one number at the top of each hour. That will be my poem\u2019s \u201csubject matter\u201d for that hour. With it I can do one of the following\u2026<\/p>\n<p><em>1. Rhyme.<\/em><br \/>\nWrite a poem with a formal rhyming style (owing to the rhyming slang nature of so many of the calls) &#8211; limericks I think might be featured heavily in this category.<\/p>\n<p><em>2. Suitcase.<\/em><br \/>\nTaking one of the calls &amp; \u201cunpacking it\u201d (I hate that phrase \u2014 originally I used bomb\/blowing the poem up imagery, but that just wasn\u2019t quite right), i.e., say I draw #11 \u201clegs eleven\u201d, I write a poem about a character with eleven legs, or in which eleven legs are featured. Make sense? I might also research the call, see if I can find out why say, #30 is known as a Burlington Bertie (turns out it\u2019s a music hall song composed by Harry B. Norris in 1900 and sung by Vesta Tilley. Parodied in the now-much-better-known \u201cBurlington Bertie from Bow\u201d\u00a0[1915] ). Any of which might become\u00a0<i>Gedichtfodder<\/i>\u00a0(as the Germans call it) \u2014 though for the life of me I can\u2019t quite see how. Seriously, what the hell am I getting into?<\/p>\n<p><em>3. Stream.<\/em><br \/>\nA much more \u201cstream-of-consciousness\u201d\/word association style of poem. In these poems, it is my aim\/intention to include as many of the calls as possible (i.e., I have found 8 different calls for the #8. In a stream poem, I\u2019d aim to include all 8 somehow); or, perhaps even more fun, take some of the crazy calls &amp; see where they lead \u2014 to see how I can fit \u201ccock &amp; hen\u201d, \u201cuncle Ben\u201d &amp; \u201cPrime Minister\u2019s Den\u201d into one poem. I\u2019m hoping this may even in turn lead to my very own new, invented calls.<\/p>\n<p><em>Bonus Play.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>4. Picturebook.<\/em><br \/>\nAs many of the higher numbers have limited calls available to them [&amp; often rather bland ones at that, big numbers that end in 7 often relate \u2014 somewhat weirdly, to heaven, haven\u2019t figured out why \u2014 or those starting with 7 become lucky one, lucky two, etc (\u2018lucky\u2019 being a call for #7 itself) ] anyhow, be that all as it may, if I find myself truly truly stuck on a big one (or just find myself at 4am staring at a blank screen desert) I\u2019m going to allow myself an out. (This is meant to be creative exercise after all, not a self-inflicted torture sesh.) That \u2018out\u2019 is one I often use to find inspiration for writing \u2014 that of going to one of my favourite artist websites (like deviantart) &amp; type in that hour\u2019s number or its call &amp; see if there are any artworks which come up\/use it as a title\/theme, which I can then draw from. Ergo, any resultant poem might only have tangential or surreal connections to its originating call.<\/p>\n<p>Finally.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m going to allow myself three\u00a0<i>wild balls (numbers)<\/i>, wherein if I am really struggling to complete a poem of sufficient quality (&amp; I use the term loosely given the time constraints of this competition \ud83d\ude42 ) I can, once 30 minutes has elapsed, draw a replacement ball (number) &amp; try to complete a poem based on this new ball (number) in the final half an hour. At the end of the hour, I shall choose whichever ball (number) generated the best poem &amp; post that.<\/p>\n<p>Clear as mud?<\/p>\n<p>I think I understand what I\u2019m gonna do, at least, which is probably the most important thing.<\/p>\n<p>Also, part of me is hoping that some of these poems will be fun &amp;\u00a0\u2018kid friendly\u2019 &#8211; obviously not one\u2019s with slightly more, built-in nuendo, but I believe, some of the funny rhyming phrases have the potential to appeal to young poetry connoisseurs.<\/p>\n<p>&amp; finally finally, if it turns out this whole idea is nothing more than a ridiculous exercise in futility\/pretension\/stupidity, I am going to all myself the freedom to abandon BINGOLINGO altogether &amp; just aim to write a poem an hour on ANY topic for the remaining hours rather than give up on the marathon altogether.<\/p>\n<p>&amp; so, the countdown has begun. Don&#8217;t bother calling me for the next 8-10 hours, cos I&#8217;m going back to bed so I&#8217;m rested up for my 24 hours of NumberCalling, PoemCrunching, JackpotHitting, SeniorCitizenImpersonating MarathonMadness.<\/p>\n<p>NB &#8211; folks are welcome to call me at 10.55 just to make sure I&#8217;m awake \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nNB2 &#8211; guests welcome to visit on the hour to draw the next number, but then you have to sod off while I write (unless you bring food)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">*****<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/garethroi.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/06\/0-empty-hall.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-606\" src=\"https:\/\/garethroi.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/06\/0-empty-hall.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"0-empty hall\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Background. Some years again while researching rhyming slang, I stumbled across a couple of pages of\u00a0bingo calls.\u00a0No doubt you\u2019d recognise some of \u2019em if you heard \u2019em (#11 \u2014 legs eleven, #22 \u2014 two ducks swimming, #88 \u2014 two fat ladies, et cetera). 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