{"id":64008,"date":"2020-06-27T11:45:07","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T15:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=64008"},"modified":"2020-06-27T14:06:35","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T18:06:35","slug":"andrew-cotter-zoom-meets-with-his-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/andrew-cotter-zoom-meets-with-his-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"ANDREW COTTER ZOOM MEETS WITH HIS DOGS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ANDREW COTTER ZOOM MEETS WITH HIS DOGS<\/p>\n<p>Zoom!\u00a0 Olive looks worried, those big black labrador eyes stare into the webcam. She&#8217;s starting to tear up.\u00a0 Has she done something wrong? Maybe she&#8217;s chewed Andrew&#8217;s new shoes, those white nikes worn only twice. \u00a0Maybe she&#8217;s desperate, pleading to go out. Why won&#8217;t Andrew step away from his laptop, end this meeting, open the screen door? \u00a0Mabel keeps messing about. She&#8217;s fiddling, turning her video on and off, grabbing her squeaky toy, looking anywhere but at Andrew, her dear old boss. \u00a0She&#8217;s bored, doesn&#8217;t want to Zoom anymore.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>NOTES:\u00a0 After Andrew Cotter&#8217;s YouTube video:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;BBC sports commentator holds hilarious Zoom meeting with his dogs&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0 Posted 5\/12\/20.\u00a0 https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gTvC6pMFByI<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hour 3, 8 am, PM 2020<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ANDREW COTTER ZOOM MEETS WITH HIS DOGS Zoom!\u00a0 Olive looks worried, those big black labrador eyes stare into the webcam. She&#8217;s starting to tear up.\u00a0 Has she done something wrong? Maybe she&#8217;s chewed Andrew&#8217;s new shoes, those white nikes worn only twice. \u00a0Maybe she&#8217;s desperate,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":768,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/768"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64074,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64008\/revisions\/64074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}