{"id":64745,"date":"2020-06-27T12:34:15","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T16:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=64745"},"modified":"2020-06-27T13:33:34","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T17:33:34","slug":"recipe-for-a-guaranteed-disaster-hour-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/recipe-for-a-guaranteed-disaster-hour-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Recipe for a Guaranteed Disaster Hour 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hour 2<\/p>\n<p>Recipe poem<\/p>\n<p>The Perfect Recipe for a Guaranteed Disaster<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><u>Ingredients<\/u><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Me<\/li>\n<li>Longing<\/li>\n<li>Loneliness<\/li>\n<li>Dark Dance Floor<\/li>\n<li>Vodka<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><u>Method<\/u><\/p>\n<p>***Following the recipe is a suggestion. Disaster results, in any measure, are guaranteed when all of these ingredients are brought together.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Take me out of my leggings and into a shower late afternoon, allowing for a couple of hours, at least, before the appointed hour of \u201creadiness,\u201d to allow time for dressing and preparation.<\/li>\n<li>Make sure large doses of longing have marbled through me; tenderizing the toughest parts of me so I am more pliable to any grasping hands to pull away the tenderest pieces of me.<\/li>\n<li>Soak in loneliness for a minimum of 48 hours. Any less time and the results will not be as immediate or as obvious to permit a state of \u201creadiness.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>It is always best if the longing and loneliness work together. The results will be much more impressive.<\/li>\n<li>Prepare me with dressing to suit the location and season. The fewer layers the better.<\/li>\n<li>Introduce me, after soaking in longing, loneliness, and vodka, to the darkened dance floor. Results are best (and most story worthy) when the Canadian Navy is in town, for a little added flavor.<\/li>\n<li>It is vitally important to infuse the whole mess with vodka every hour, at least, for the most amazing disaster.<\/li>\n<li>An extra tip: this disaster is best when I have to work the next day. This produces the most glorious disaster: the walk of shame.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Serves at least 2-3\u2026at a time.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 r. l. elke<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hour 2 Recipe poem The Perfect Recipe for a Guaranteed Disaster &nbsp; Ingredients Me Longing Loneliness Dark Dance Floor Vodka &nbsp; Method ***Following the recipe is a suggestion. Disaster results, in any measure, are guaranteed when all of these ingredients are brought together. &nbsp; Take&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":712,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/712"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64784,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64745\/revisions\/64784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}