{"id":64751,"date":"2020-06-27T13:09:05","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T17:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=64751"},"modified":"2020-06-27T13:37:40","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T17:37:40","slug":"junk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/junk\/","title":{"rendered":"Junk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the table, there is a junk drawer,<br \/>\nAn island of misfit  minutiae.<br \/>\nAre the batteries new or depleted?<br \/>\nScissors and tape tossed here after a gift wrapping session.<br \/>\nA cork trivet bearing a beer logo from a bar on a faraway night.<br \/>\nOld ink pens, loose buttons, and half a blue taper candle, used to color a Chianti bottle.<\/p>\n<p>Now there is the junk folder, a hoarder of information,<br \/>\nCollecting messages wanted and unsolicited.<br \/>\nSo many best of the summer sales for seersucker and linen.<br \/>\nI can erase my crepey skin and lose those last tough ten pounds.<br \/>\nI can upgrade my gutters or sign up to find the love of my life&#8211;if any of that is needed.<br \/>\nBut wait! Here is the message I have been searching for, the one I complained that I never received.<\/p>\n<p>Now I must declutter the junk of my life, real and virtual.<br \/>\nNo, I will not confirm my password and account number<br \/>\nTo save the children, or the whales, or the Nigerian prince.<br \/>\nI did not really win that lottery, the IRS is not seeking payment, and my car warranty is just fine, thank you very much.<br \/>\nI will not keep the cork from the bottle I shared with someone who turned out to be no one.<br \/>\nI do not need the instructions to an appliance I no longer own or the ticket stub from a movie I don&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n<p>But I will keep that cork trivet, whose memory still makes me smile.<br \/>\nAnd maybe the two large rubber bands and pile of paper clips to McGyver my rescue somehow, just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the table, there is a junk drawer, An island of misfit minutiae. Are the batteries new or depleted? Scissors and tape tossed here after a gift wrapping session. A cork trivet bearing a beer logo from a bar on a faraway night. Old ink&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1504,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1504"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65249,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64751\/revisions\/65249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}