{"id":65061,"date":"2020-06-27T13:04:42","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T17:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=65061"},"modified":"2020-06-27T13:04:42","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T17:04:42","slug":"1-sloppy-eaters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/1-sloppy-eaters\/","title":{"rendered":"#1     Sloppy Eaters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woodpeckers, Jays, squawky Grackles emptying feeders<\/p>\n<p>The Crows wait on the ground for theirs<\/p>\n<p>Never a cute little Bluebird, a Yellow Finch<\/p>\n<p>Always the loud insistent sloppy eaters<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bags of seed and slabs of suet disappear daily<\/p>\n<p>Trips to the hardware store a weekly event<\/p>\n<p>Needing a coupon each time to keep bellies full<\/p>\n<p>The pleasure of nature becoming a mandate<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now Pigeons in the barn dirty feathers abound<\/p>\n<p>A nightmare of bodily debris gathers<\/p>\n<p>Swooping low to exit with indignant cries<\/p>\n<p>As though their eviction would be illegal<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A mother Robin manages to hatch her young<\/p>\n<p>Risking trips for food while Pigeons complain<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps another week until her babies can fly<\/p>\n<p>To leave this hostile world and return to trees<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woodpeckers, Jays, squawky Grackles emptying feeders The Crows wait on the ground for theirs Never a cute little Bluebird, a Yellow Finch Always the loud insistent sloppy eaters &nbsp; Bags of seed and slabs of suet disappear daily Trips to the hardware store a weekly&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":273,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/273"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65188,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65061\/revisions\/65188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}