Your heart will remain full and unstressed.<\/p>\n
Your closets, full of stuff – organized perfectly.<\/p>\n
Your admirers, when you’re a young adult and still underage, will remain at bay.<\/p>\n
Your brain will not malfunction and you won’t need to manage the process – every day.<\/p>\n
Your life is going to be easy,<\/p>\n
said no one.<\/p>\n
Why did you expect differently?<\/p>\n
Oh, TV.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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