Silly summer sweaty season <\/p>\n
Jamming full the plane <\/p>\n
Somewhere hot, don\u2019t care a jot <\/p>\n
That each year is just the same <\/p>\n
Swarming off the aircraft <\/p>\n
Sweating something chronic <\/p>\n
Tattoo Tank-top up the front <\/p>\n
Screaming \u201cWhere’s Mummies Vodka Tonic\u201d <\/p>\n
A promising start you will agree <\/p>\n
A chance for British Envoys <\/p>\n
To Explore the world Cos back home its cold <\/p>\n
So we\u2019re fleeing it in convoys <\/p>\n
Found the bags but bloody hell <\/p>\n
The Booking infos vanished <\/p>\n
Could ask for help, but probably not <\/p>\n
We\u2019re British, Don\u2019t speak Spanish <\/p>\n
A bulging, burping peeling horde <\/p>\n
Of lads bags tramps and louts <\/p>\n
With fags in hand, ill fitting tops <\/p>\n
With tits that’ve fallen out <\/p>\n
A whole new world we could explore <\/p>\n
But the food is weird and smelly <\/p>\n
SO what did you do in Lanzerote <\/p>\n
I fucking watched the telly <\/p>\n
Football, Tennis, even golf <\/p>\n
In the bars its always on <\/p>\n
It may have escaped your notice <\/p>\n
Back home is also shown <\/p>\n
Why drag your ass from out your chair <\/p>\n
And inflict yourself on Spain <\/p>\n
If you only sit in bars, swear at football stars <\/p>\n
Then Fuck off home again <\/p>\n
But when the sun goes down <\/p>\n
Screaming kids gone off to sleep <\/p>\n
You get your party outfit on <\/p>\n
It\u2019s enough to make you weep <\/p>\n
But I hate to burst your bubble <\/p>\n
I\u2019d hate to think this wrecks it <\/p>\n
But you can\u2019t afford the drink here now <\/p>\n
Cos you voted bloody Brexit <\/p>\n
So climb back on the aeroplane <\/p>\n
Your skin red, charred to death <\/p>\n
Next year, I think we\u2019ll stay at home <\/p>\n
And ruin Blackpools week instead <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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