The taste of grapes, when I was young,
\nThey\u2019d not allow to stain my tongue.<\/p>\n
But I escaped to legal status
\nAnd used my grapes to knock me flatus.<\/p>\n
Then I acquired gourmet decorum,
\nAnd munched my meats with grapes chose for \u2018em.<\/p>\n
But just today I took a walk
\nInto the cellar to check my stock.<\/p>\n
I fear it\u2019s down to one or two.
\nSo I\u2019ll savor them until they\u2019re through,<\/p>\n
Then feebly rinse my empty cup.
\nSo here\u2019s to you friend, bottoms up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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