{"id":6764,"date":"2015-06-13T09:33:01","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T13:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=6764"},"modified":"2015-06-13T09:33:01","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T13:33:01","slug":"are-you-ready-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/are-you-ready-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you ready kids?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friends say I suck;<br \/>\nI think I soak.<br \/>\nI\u2019m but an undergraduate<br \/>\nemployed at a burger shack.<br \/>\nMy friend is a star<br \/>\nbut I\u2019m stuck behind a bar;<br \/>\nMy neighbor thinks I\u2019m annoying-<br \/>\nhe\u2019s my only friend and now I\u2019m crying.<br \/>\nI\u2019m just a little kid trying not to be a square<br \/>\n(Surprisingly enough, that\u2019s exactly what I am.)<br \/>\nBut you have to consider my upbringing if you are to be fair.<br \/>\nI am but a pacific creature<br \/>\nI hope all these words explain to you my features.<\/p>\n<p>I am who lives, you see<br \/>\nin a pineapple under the sea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friends say I suck; I think I soak. I\u2019m but an undergraduate employed at a burger shack. My friend is a star but I\u2019m stuck behind a bar; My neighbor thinks I\u2019m annoying- he\u2019s my only friend and now I\u2019m crying. I\u2019m just a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":673,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/673"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6764"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6778,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6764\/revisions\/6778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}