{"id":67677,"date":"2020-06-27T16:21:33","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T20:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=67677"},"modified":"2020-06-27T16:21:33","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T20:21:33","slug":"stupid-jawbreaker-poem-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/stupid-jawbreaker-poem-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Jawbreaker (Poem 7)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw it in a bowl, looked wonderful<\/p>\n<p>Many different ones, all colorful<\/p>\n<p>Grabbed one, shoved it in my mouth<\/p>\n<p>Taste was something I couldn&#8217;t do without<\/p>\n<p>Bit down-oh, hard as a rock<\/p>\n<p>Pain was a bit of a shock<\/p>\n<p>Crack- broke a tooth<\/p>\n<p>This piece of candy, made it come loose<\/p>\n<p>This is supposed to break my jaw<\/p>\n<p>Then it could be my flaw<\/p>\n<p>That I cannot handle<\/p>\n<p>This sugar-coated vandal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw it in a bowl, looked wonderful Many different ones, all colorful Grabbed one, shoved it in my mouth Taste was something I couldn&#8217;t do without Bit down-oh, hard as a rock Pain was a bit of a shock Crack- broke a tooth This piece&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1396,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1396"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67957,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67677\/revisions\/67957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}