{"id":67683,"date":"2020-06-27T16:51:41","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T20:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=67683"},"modified":"2020-06-27T16:54:32","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T20:54:32","slug":"so-help-me-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/so-help-me-god\/","title":{"rendered":"So Help me God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I lay on the bed groaning in hunger<\/p>\n<p>Food won&#8217;t stay<\/p>\n<p>Not even the liquid ones<\/p>\n<p>My stomach knows no medicine<\/p>\n<p>Even the urine was no therapy<\/p>\n<p>Sound the alarm, I am hungry<\/p>\n<p>Tell the priest to pray for me<\/p>\n<p>As blood is what I need<\/p>\n<p>My fangs are straining<\/p>\n<p>Hoping for a bite<\/p>\n<p>My arms are flapping<\/p>\n<p>Ready to leap for the hunt<\/p>\n<p>Like an evil cape man<\/p>\n<p>I am hungry<\/p>\n<p>Screw the test and sacrifice<\/p>\n<p>A beast won&#8217;t fix my hunger<\/p>\n<p>Though ancient and vampired<\/p>\n<p>I too, as you are<\/p>\n<p>Is hungry for love<\/p>\n<p>It didn&#8217;t have much choice<\/p>\n<p>When I signed up for fangs<\/p>\n<p>Did sign up for these?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Emoji interpretation<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude4d\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udecc \ud83d\ude23<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\udf72 \ud83e\udd22\ud83e\udd63\ud83e\udd2e<\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd30\ud83c\udffd \ud83d\udc8a\ud83e\udd2e<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udce2 \ud83d\udece\ufe0f\ud83d\ude4d\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\ude23<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udc44\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f\ud83e\uddd9\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83e\uddce\ud83c\udffc\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udc89 \u261d\ud83c\udffd\ud83e\udddb\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udcaa\ud83c\udffd\ud83d\ude4c\ud83c\udffd<\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd28 \ud83c\udfc3\ud83c\udffc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udff9<\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\uddb9\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<br \/>\n\ud83d\ude23<\/p>\n<p>\u2699\ufe0f \ud83d\udcdd \u2620\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd81 \u274c\ud83d\ude23<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udc75 \ud83e\udddb<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude4d\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\ude23 \u2764\ufe0f<br \/>\n\ud83e\udd37\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\u2712\ufe0f\ud83e\udddb\ud83c\udffd\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\u2753<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lay on the bed groaning in hunger Food won&#8217;t stay Not even the liquid ones My stomach knows no medicine Even the urine was no therapy Sound the alarm, I am hungry Tell the priest to pray for me As blood is what I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1361,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1361"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67683"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68432,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67683\/revisions\/68432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}