Spoilers for Portal 2 right through to the end. This poem lies beneath the Facility.
\n<\/p>\n
Mr. Johnson was never that sane
\nTo begin with, it probably came
\nFrom his family line
\nThat, or hitting the wine,
\nMight be why his dad named the kid “Cave”. <\/p>\n
As for Caroline, though sadly used,
\nShe was more than a woman abused.
\nShe backed Cave’s plans with glee
\nThough unfortunately
\nBeing GLaDOS knocked all her screws loose<\/p>\n
Now it’s Wheatley up there in the frame
\nAnd his story is more of the same
\nThough his ego’s not helped
\nBy his poor sense of self
\nAnd the Itch worming into his brain<\/p>\n
When surrounded by madness, let’s face it
\nIt’s tempting to fully embrace it
\nBut that isn’t Chell’s way
\nAt the end of day
\nShe’ll pack up her trouble and space it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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