{"id":67961,"date":"2020-06-27T16:31:20","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T20:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=67961"},"modified":"2020-06-27T16:39:29","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T20:39:29","slug":"this-is-me-based-on-my-most-used-emojis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/this-is-me-based-on-my-most-used-emojis\/","title":{"rendered":"This is me (based on my most-used emojis)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-68234\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/most-used-emojis-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/most-used-emojis-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/most-used-emojis.jpg 699w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is me, filled to the brim with pink hearts<br \/>\nand covered in sweet paw prints.<br \/>\nOh look, there is a ball of yarn!<br \/>\nDid someone leave me that as a present?<\/p>\n<p>I do want to vomit when I view the one I call The Peach<br \/>\nand my heart is broken by all that I&#8217;ve witnessed.<\/p>\n<p>Still sometimes I can wink or fall into bouts of hysterical laughter<br \/>\nuntil I scare myself so much that I zip my mouth shut.<\/p>\n<p>I see an ant crawling on a stack of books while<br \/>\na rainbow arches over a block of cheese.<br \/>\nI cut the lemon off the tree with my scissors, pick up dog poop from the yard and then,<br \/>\nat last, I adjust my halo and settle down for my daily massage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is me, filled to the brim with pink hearts and covered in sweet paw prints. Oh look, there is a ball of yarn! Did someone leave me that as a present? I do want to vomit when I view the one I call The&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1287,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[3711],"class_list":["post-67961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","tag-emoji-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1287"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67961"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68255,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67961\/revisions\/68255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}