{"id":68765,"date":"2020-06-27T17:22:14","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T21:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=68765"},"modified":"2020-06-28T00:44:39","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T04:44:39","slug":"68765","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/68765\/","title":{"rendered":"THE JONESES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THE JONESES \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (A very loose emoji translation &#8212; spin off; my apologies)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Go there, ok?\u00a0 But don&#8217;t be a sheep, elevator up, after the Jones \u2013that whole damn family.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not amused but <em>whatever<\/em>. . . it&#8217;s ok; I&#8217;m just <em>suspicious<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t mean to pour water on your sheepish dull ideas.<\/p>\n<p>But add dullness to dullness, and you might follow anything, even sheep.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Just saying.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE JONESES \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (A very loose emoji translation &#8212; spin off; my apologies) &nbsp; Go there, ok?\u00a0 But don&#8217;t be a sheep, elevator up, after the Jones \u2013that whole damn family. I&#8217;m not amused but whatever. . . it&#8217;s ok; I&#8217;m just suspicious. Don&#8217;t mean&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":768,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/768"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68765"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68765\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73194,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68765\/revisions\/73194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}