{"id":68914,"date":"2020-06-27T17:34:07","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T21:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=68914"},"modified":"2020-06-27T17:39:38","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T21:39:38","slug":"hour-9-failing-the-porridge-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/hour-9-failing-the-porridge-test\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 9 FAILING THE PORRIDGE TEST"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Failing the porridge test \u2013<br \/>\nThat is, stealing someone else\u2019s<br \/>\nBreakfasts, in their cottage,<br \/>\nUntil one of those strange breakfasts seems<br \/>\nLeast disagreeable<br \/>\nAnd then awaiting lethargy\u2026<\/p>\n<p>But to repeat,<br \/>\nFailing the porridge test,<br \/>\nI could not sleep,<br \/>\nKnowing everything was broken,<br \/>\nKnowing I had broken everything<br \/>\nAnd was in the wrong bed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Failing the porridge test<br \/>\nAnd feeling like a firefly in a bottle,<br \/>\nA mask wearing, heat crazed,<br \/>\nPanicked, zooming, self made inmate<br \/>\nSpying a treeline beyond the open wooden door\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Failing, I say\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Failing the porridge test \u2013 That is, stealing someone else\u2019s Breakfasts, in their cottage, Until one of those strange breakfasts seems Least disagreeable And then awaiting lethargy\u2026 But to repeat, Failing the porridge test, I could not sleep, Knowing everything was broken, Knowing I had&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1246,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1246"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68914"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69000,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68914\/revisions\/69000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}