{"id":69760,"date":"2020-06-27T18:36:01","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T22:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=69760"},"modified":"2020-06-27T18:36:01","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T22:36:01","slug":"12-hobbit-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/12-hobbit-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"#12     Hobbit Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No one said anything about<\/p>\n<p>My Bilbo Baggins perm<\/p>\n<p>Because they can&#8217;t remember<\/p>\n<p>What my hair had been<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am the listener<\/p>\n<p>Little attention to me<\/p>\n<p><em>How are you?<\/em>\u00a0 they ask<\/p>\n<p>Without waiting for answers<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I reach into my pocket<\/p>\n<p>Searching for the Ring<\/p>\n<p>Hoping for a new obsession<\/p>\n<p>To make my life an adventure<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Alas there is no ring<\/p>\n<p>No quest to move me from<\/p>\n<p>This soft sagging armchair<\/p>\n<p>A volcanic Mount Doom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one said anything about My Bilbo Baggins perm Because they can&#8217;t remember What my hair had been &nbsp; I am the listener Little attention to me How are you?\u00a0 they ask Without waiting for answers &nbsp; I reach into my pocket Searching for the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":273,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/273"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69760"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69795,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69760\/revisions\/69795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}