{"id":70431,"date":"2020-06-27T19:33:22","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T23:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=70431"},"modified":"2020-06-27T19:33:22","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T23:33:22","slug":"fla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/fla\/","title":{"rendered":"FLA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hot, humid, and sticky<br \/>\nThat\u2019s probably how Florida feels<br \/>\nWhenever I think of that particular panhandle state,<br \/>\nTurquoise and flamingo pink appear in my head,<br \/>\nAnd I feel nauseous<br \/>\nI\u2019m sure it\u2019s not all bad,<br \/>\nThey\u2019ve got Disneyland!<br \/>\nBut something about it\u2026just makes me suspicious<br \/>\nThe sunshine state is always marred by controversy,<br \/>\nAnd it never seems to make the right decisions<br \/>\nLike a middle-aged man living with their parents,<br \/>\nFlorida permeates a nervous yet terrifying aura<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hot, humid, and sticky That\u2019s probably how Florida feels Whenever I think of that particular panhandle state, Turquoise and flamingo pink appear in my head, And I feel nauseous I\u2019m sure it\u2019s not all bad, They\u2019ve got Disneyland! But something about it\u2026just makes me suspicious&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1280,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1280"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70436,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70431\/revisions\/70436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}