{"id":70467,"date":"2020-06-27T19:37:17","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T23:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=70467"},"modified":"2020-06-27T19:37:17","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T23:37:17","slug":"in-the-not-too-distant-future-hour-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/in-the-not-too-distant-future-hour-11\/","title":{"rendered":"IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE – Hour 11"},"content":{"rendered":"

IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE<\/span><\/p>\n

Next Sunday A.D.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Hey dude you found my frequency, I\u2019m so grateful you\u2019re here<\/span><\/p>\n

You sure might not believe me but I\u2019ve had a crazy year<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m trapped up on this satellite with all these crazy bots<\/span><\/p>\n

and this maddened lady scientist who\u2019s calling all the shots<\/span><\/p>\n

She makes us watch bad movies and it really is the pits<\/span><\/p>\n

You gotta send some help before I up and call it quits.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Help me man, I\u2019m SOL on the Satellite of Love!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

No don\u2019t sign off, I\u2019m not insane, you can queue it up and see<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s a madman\u2019s own experiment and it\u2019s on Netflix TV<\/span><\/p>\n

She monitors my sanity to see if I\u2019m still here<\/span><\/p>\n

and even when I do comply I live each day in fear<\/span><\/p>\n

The bots are here to help me and we have a lot of fun<\/span><\/p>\n

Inventing things and playing skits to cheer up everyone<\/span><\/p>\n

The bots, man, they\u2019re all really great, see for yourself, it\u2019s true<\/span><\/p>\n

If you\u2019re the man to get us out we\u2019ll all come chill with you.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Help me man, I\u2019m SOL on the Satellite of Love!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Look I don\u2019t care \u2018bout all you say that\u2019s going on down there<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ll risk riots or pandemics, I don\u2019t need to cut my hair<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve just gotta get out of here before I\u2019m really nuts<\/span><\/p>\n

I can\u2019t watch one more cheesefest dude, no ifs or ands or buts<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve built us all an escape pod, our plan is grand and new<\/span><\/p>\n

So if I get us out of here, can we come crash with you?<\/span><\/p>\n


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\n<\/span>Help me man, I\u2019m SOL on the Satellite of Love!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE Next Sunday A.D.   Hey dude you found my frequency, I\u2019m so grateful you\u2019re here You sure might not believe me but I\u2019ve had a crazy year I\u2019m trapped up on this satellite with all these crazy bots and…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1491,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1491"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70467"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70473,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70467\/revisions\/70473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}