{"id":71545,"date":"2020-06-27T21:08:16","date_gmt":"2020-06-28T01:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=71545"},"modified":"2020-06-27T21:08:16","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T01:08:16","slug":"potty-training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/potty-training\/","title":{"rendered":"Potty Training"},"content":{"rendered":"

Poop in the toilet.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop in the training potty.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop on the bathroom floor.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop on the carpet.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop on the track of the sliding closet<\/span>\u2014<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Slide, slide, slide until it is flattened like a penny on a train track.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop in our pants.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop in our pool.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop in the yard.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop in my fingernails.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop on my tattoo.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop in our shoes.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Poop,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0poop,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0poop.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Prompt 13, Hour 13<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Poop in the toilet.   Poop in the training potty.   Poop on the bathroom floor.   Poop on the carpet.   Poop on the track of the sliding closet\u2014   Slide, slide, slide until it is flattened like a penny on a train track….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1329,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[185,870,3048],"class_list":["post-71545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-hour-13","tag-prompt-13","tag-prompt13"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1329"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71558,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71545\/revisions\/71558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}