Take a deep breath,<\/p>\n
drink water, brush teeth,<\/p>\n
splash face with warm water,<\/p>\n
try not to cry,<\/p>\n
use Pond’s Cold Cream generously,<\/p>\n
slather it thick, wash it off,<\/p>\n
remember you have short hours<\/p>\n
and shorter years.<\/p>\n
Cry again, rinse well,<\/p>\n
don’t look in the mirror, grit your teeth,<\/p>\n
and remember what society tells you,<\/p>\n
that no matter how thin or stylish<\/p>\n
or well-wrapped and packaged you are,<\/p>\n
to the beast that gnaws on self confidence<\/p>\n
you will never be good,<\/p>\n
never be beautiful enough.<\/p>\n
So rinse it all off, and repeat,<\/p>\n
shave, moisturize, pluck and primp<\/p>\n
until there’s nothing left<\/p>\n
to pick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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