His name tag said he was a goat<\/p>\n
He carried a conference tote<\/p>\n
the horns on his head<\/p>\n
gave me feelings of dread<\/p>\n
but he said, I’ll see you at the bar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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