Earthbound wish to fly is a tale I tell myself
\nIn truth, Pan-ic is the name of the demon
\nhiding in my aerophobia lobe<\/p>\n
Whispering dark thoughts: An exorcism is in order<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Earthbound wish to fly is a tale I tell myself In truth, Pan-ic is the name of the demon hiding in my aerophobia lobe Whispering dark thoughts: Too much traffic, you’ll miss your flight A storm is brewing, the plane could crash You’ll be profiled…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":79,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5],"tags":[3442,250],"class_list":["post-72828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompts","tag-2020poetrymarathon","tag-hour-15"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/79"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72828"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73137,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72828\/revisions\/73137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nToo much traffic, you’ll miss your flight<\/em>
\nA storm is brewing, the plane could crash<\/em>
\nYou’ll be profiled and strip searched by a creepy smelly TSA agent<\/em>
\nYou’ll be seated next to a crying baby on one side<\/em>
\nand a snoring slobbering neanderthal on the other<\/em>
\nYour luggage will get lost<\/em>
\nYour passport will be stolen and you’ll be deported<\/em>
\nYou’ll get an ear infection<\/em>
\nYou’ll catch COVID19<\/em>
\nThere could be snakes on a plane<\/em><\/p>\n