{"id":7289,"date":"2015-06-13T10:40:55","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T14:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=7289"},"modified":"2015-06-13T12:22:16","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T16:22:16","slug":"treasure-island-a-memo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/treasure-island-a-memo\/","title":{"rendered":"Treasure Island: A Memo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Treasure Island: A Memo<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sail to work, dock at your cubicle, and salute your colleagues with a friendly, \u201cGood morning.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Continue your intimate relationship with your computer screen, answer every overseas e-mail, and help your clients navigate their bank accounts.<\/p>\n<p>Lunch at your desk. Swallow your tuna-salad-on-white-bread sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>Work into the soft moonlight &#8212; no after-hours fun.<\/p>\n<p>Be captain of your ship.<\/p>\n<p>Before you leave tonight, don\u2019t forget to submit your quarterly Self-Evaluation. Be honest.<\/p>\n<p>Regards,<\/p>\n<p>CFO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Treasure Island: A Memo Sail to work, dock at your cubicle, and salute your colleagues with a friendly, \u201cGood morning.\u201d Continue your intimate relationship with your computer screen, answer every overseas e-mail, and help your clients navigate their bank accounts. Lunch at your desk. Swallow&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":319,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/319"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7299,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7289\/revisions\/7299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}