{"id":72946,"date":"2020-06-28T00:12:40","date_gmt":"2020-06-28T04:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=72946"},"modified":"2020-06-28T00:12:40","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T04:12:40","slug":"15-flying-the-friendly-skies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/15-flying-the-friendly-skies\/","title":{"rendered":"15. Flying the Friendly Skies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Air travel is not what it used to be.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re lucky if you get water or space to move your head.<\/p>\n<p>I think my jaw has not ever been the same since a long expired Spirit flight.<\/p>\n<p>This is no Air Jamaica Champagne of the skies.<\/p>\n<p>You must wipe down your seat and inoculate yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Who has time for eye patches facials and moisturized sleep-scape?.<\/p>\n<p>Bring your headphones one lightning for music and another standard plug if you want to catch the news or a feature film.<\/p>\n<p>I prefer the window seat to follow the clouds to think without the looming need for WIFI overhead.<\/p>\n<p>The best part is catching a glimpse of the geographical map come to life below or the clouds overhead.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers to a safe flight smooth and one that does not resemble the rough treatment we now experience in the friendly skies.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Air travel is not what it used to be. You\u2019re lucky if you get water or space to move your head. I think my jaw has not ever been the same since a long expired Spirit flight. This is no Air Jamaica Champagne of the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":785,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2114,1136],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-announcement","category-official-marathon-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/785"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72946"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72997,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72946\/revisions\/72997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}