{"id":73144,"date":"2020-06-28T00:48:19","date_gmt":"2020-06-28T04:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=73144"},"modified":"2020-06-28T00:48:19","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T04:48:19","slug":"biscuit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/biscuit\/","title":{"rendered":"Biscuit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love me a biscuit<\/p>\n<p>That puts up a fight<\/p>\n<p>Before surrendering<\/p>\n<p>To the incessant attacks of incisors<\/p>\n<p>And crumbles and powders-<\/p>\n<p>A fortress in a siege, falling<\/p>\n<p>Like Humpty Dumpty from a wall,<\/p>\n<p>Or Jenga blocks stacked up too tall.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Who said victory isn&#8217;t sweet?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love me a biscuit That puts up a fight Before surrendering To the incessant attacks of incisors And crumbles and powders- A fortress in a siege, falling Like Humpty Dumpty from a wall, Or Jenga blocks stacked up too tall. &nbsp; Who said victory&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1464,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[3889,231,3890,3891,292],"class_list":["post-73144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","tag-biscuit","tag-food","tag-sweet","tag-tasty","tag-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1464"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73225,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73144\/revisions\/73225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}