Tickets are printed on black paper, embossed with the red moniker<\/p>\n
Of this park or terror and wonder, laughter and magic<\/p>\n
Entry is through a hall of mirrors – reflecting both the hilarious and tragic<\/p>\n
You leave without knowing if any of the images belonged in reality<\/p>\n
Exit Dysmorphia and on to the next attraction –<\/p>\n
To Bee or Not To Bee<\/p>\n
An obstacle course distraction<\/p>\n
Where you must avoid touching any bee icon any cost<\/p>\n
Or a trapdoor will open sending you straight into hell –<\/p>\n
Your sad demise signaled by a bell<\/p>\n
Both your dignity and the game being lost –<\/p>\n
Not for the faint-hearted the next is a ghost plane<\/p>\n
Where you sit facing backwards to face passengers in pain,<\/p>\n
Laid out on stretchers and hooked up to drips,<\/p>\n
As you hurtle round backwards through the most horrific of trips<\/p>\n
Themed after a journey the owner took at six<\/p>\n
Having survived the ride you will enter the magical festival site<\/p>\n
A myriad of festival simulations all in one price –<\/p>\n
Be repulsed by fetid aromas piped through your nose<\/p>\n
Or experience the thrill of being thrown over crowds<\/p>\n
To get closer to bands nobody knows,<\/p>\n
Enter the Find My Tent maze at your own risk –<\/p>\n
It’s full of diversions and unimaginable tricks,<\/p>\n
You could easily spend the whole day just on this game<\/p>\n
And when you emerge nothing will ever be the same.<\/p>\n
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