{"id":73372,"date":"2020-06-28T01:32:20","date_gmt":"2020-06-28T05:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=73372"},"modified":"2020-06-28T01:34:12","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T05:34:12","slug":"key-pad-cell-phones-prompt-17-hour-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/key-pad-cell-phones-prompt-17-hour-17\/","title":{"rendered":"Key-Pad Cell Phones &#8211; Prompt 17, Hour 17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The fuck?<\/p>\n<p>The fuck are all these buttons?<\/p>\n<p>Where are all the apps?<\/p>\n<p>How do I text with this?<\/p>\n<p>The Fuck?<\/p>\n<p>No wonder people get addicted<br \/>\nto ease of use smartphones<br \/>\nwhen they used to have to press<br \/>\n1-9 multiple times just to say<br \/>\nthe fuck.<\/p>\n<p>I just wanted a smart phone!<\/p>\n<p>Not this 1980&#8217;s futuristic communicator!<\/p>\n<p>This star walking, alien fighting pos!<\/p>\n<p>The fuck!<\/p>\n<p>I did not ask for a phaser and assignment<br \/>\nTo some star fleet ship, I have no desire to explore<br \/>\nthe world beyond our galaxy or whatever,<br \/>\nit can&#8217;t even run flappy bird,<br \/>\nthe fuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fuck? The fuck are all these buttons? Where are all the apps? How do I text with this? The Fuck? No wonder people get addicted to ease of use smartphones when they used to have to press 1-9 multiple times just to say the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":873,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/873"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73372"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73546,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73372\/revisions\/73546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}