{"id":73762,"date":"2020-06-28T02:02:37","date_gmt":"2020-06-28T06:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=73762"},"modified":"2020-06-28T02:02:37","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T06:02:37","slug":"dont-twist-snap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/dont-twist-snap\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Twist Snap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fail more fail better<\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Bend it till it breaks<\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Ancient Irish wisdom<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Fail like you&#8217;ll die as soon as soon as you win<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Your gottdamn life&#8217;s at stake<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Too bad about the girls though,<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Sex is too expensive<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">and comfort sits out until it gets cold<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">That&#8217;s why god invented whiskey<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">It never gets old<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">Fail so spectacularly<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">That half the people at your funeral fucking hated you<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">And the other half thought you were a hoot<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">if anyone remembers to show up at all<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>F<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fail more fail better Bend it till it breaks Ancient Irish wisdom Fail like you&#8217;ll die as soon as soon as you win Your gottdamn life&#8217;s at stake Too bad about the girls though, Sex is too expensive and comfort sits out until it gets&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1259,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1259"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73762"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73779,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73762\/revisions\/73779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}