{"id":76777,"date":"2020-06-28T09:12:03","date_gmt":"2020-06-28T13:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=76777"},"modified":"2020-06-28T09:12:03","modified_gmt":"2020-06-28T13:12:03","slug":"menagerie-of-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/menagerie-of-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Menagerie of one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would never want a dragon as a pet<br \/>\nnor would I want a<br \/>\ngriffin, or a unicorn<br \/>\nAll fine creatures, but impractical<br \/>\nGodzilla would not suffice<br \/>\nhe can\u2019t sit, so training him would<br \/>\nbe loaded with issues<br \/>\nI subscribe to the \u2018go big or go home\u2019<br \/>\nschool of philosophy<br \/>\nwhere our mascot is an<br \/>\nAbominable snow monster<br \/>\nnot just so I could win snowball fights<br \/>\nThere is no great mystery here<br \/>\njust a cool creature<br \/>\nfor a mascot\/pet.<br \/>\nJust call this my abominable poem.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u2013 Mark L. Lucker<br \/>\n\u00a9 2020<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/lrd.to\/sxh9jntSbd<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would never want a dragon as a pet nor would I want a griffin, or a unicorn All fine creatures, but impractical Godzilla would not suffice he can\u2019t sit, so training him would be loaded with issues I subscribe to the \u2018go big or&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":694,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[4000,3442],"class_list":["post-76777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-2020hr23","tag-2020poetrymarathon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/694"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76782,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76777\/revisions\/76782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}