{"id":76783,"date":"2020-06-28T09:15:15","date_gmt":"2020-06-28T13:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=76783"},"modified":"2020-06-29T10:04:44","modified_gmt":"2020-06-29T14:04:44","slug":"were-gonna-need-a-bigger-bulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/were-gonna-need-a-bigger-bulb\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cWe\u2019re gonna need a bigger bulb.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is an old adage about hope<br \/>\nseeing \u2018The light at the end of the tunnel\u2019<br \/>\nAn optimist coined that<br \/>\n\u2018The light at the end of the tunnel may be<br \/>\nan oncoming train.\u201d<br \/>\nA pessimist, hedging his\/her bet came up<br \/>\nwith that variation<br \/>\nWyle E. Coyote verified it numerous times.<br \/>\nWhen it comes to tunnels, and lights therein<br \/>\nI take a more modern-day approach<br \/>\nand just take a plane.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u2013 Mark L. Lucker<br \/>\n\u00a9 2020<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/lrd.to\/sxh9jntSbd<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is an old adage about hope seeing \u2018The light at the end of the tunnel\u2019 An optimist coined that \u2018The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.\u201d A pessimist, hedging his\/her bet came up with that variation Wyle E&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":694,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[3949,3442],"class_list":["post-76783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-2020hr20","tag-2020poetrymarathon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/694"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76783"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77422,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76783\/revisions\/77422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}