{"id":7702,"date":"2015-06-13T11:52:39","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T15:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=7702"},"modified":"2015-06-13T12:57:31","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T16:57:31","slug":"hour3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/hour3\/","title":{"rendered":"Salmon Run"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am hungry and the salmon are plentiful.<\/p>\n<p>Let me wake from my slumber and lumber<br \/>\nto the edge of this precipice in the river<br \/>\nand stand my brown bulky body on this slippery boulder<br \/>\nwhile the stream swirls around my paws.<\/p>\n<p>Salmon are leaping up and down like fireflies at dawn<br \/>\nand my furry rolls jiggle as I\u00a0swat at them<br \/>\nlike my cubs will swat at butterflies in\u00a0spring.<br \/>\nYes, that is how I will teach them how to fish!<br \/>\nBut now I am not here to play games of young cubs&#8230;<br \/>\nAh, the salmon are almost here;<br \/>\nlet me open my gaping maw and let them leap into it<\/p>\n<p>om nom nom<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am hungry and the salmon are plentiful. Let me wake from my slumber and lumber to the edge of this precipice in the river and stand my brown bulky body on this slippery boulder while the stream swirls around my paws. Salmon are leaping&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":330,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[411,449],"class_list":["post-7702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-fishing","tag-salmon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/330"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7810,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7702\/revisions\/7810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}