{"id":7948,"date":"2015-06-13T12:35:52","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T16:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=7948"},"modified":"2015-06-13T12:35:52","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T16:35:52","slug":"busy-bodys-inventory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/busy-bodys-inventory\/","title":{"rendered":"Busy Body&#8217;s Inventory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome, what would you like to know?<\/p>\n<p>I will help as much as I can, I don&#8217;t get around much,<\/p>\n<p>but I see things and pay attention, <em>you see<\/em>,<\/p>\n<p>so, ask away, or better yet, let&#8217;s just start<\/p>\n<p>on the ground and see how it goes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>1A is a single male (whispers;<em> I think he&#8217;s bi<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>will bench press all night when he is stressed,<\/p>\n<p>had a dog, but lost custody to his &#8220;<em>friend<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>smiles when he passes, don&#8217;t talk though<\/p>\n<p>and never, ever looks you in the eye<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2A&#8230;ehehm&#8230;engaged is what <em>she says<\/em>,<\/p>\n<p>likes her country LOUD especially at 2am<\/p>\n<p>no pets, no visitors, no family <em>I know of<\/em><\/p>\n<p>will talk for a while if greeted first,<\/p>\n<p>but would be alone and that&#8217;s how she stays<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>1B are married (<em>if you believe in that sort of thing)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Blue eyes has a kid that comes around<\/p>\n<p>Brown eyes disappears a lot, <em>business you know.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>They argue a lot about little things, but seem<\/p>\n<p>to be nice, <em>if you know what I mean.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2B has way too many friends. <em>Most you won&#8217;t even see twice.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Such a beautiful girl too, it&#8217;s such a shame.<\/p>\n<p>She should be more careful, &#8216;stead of playing <em>THAT<\/em> game.<\/p>\n<p>She listens real good, has a nice smile,<\/p>\n<p>always smells like she bathes in spices.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>1C is the one you want to know all about, <em>they still haven&#8217;t cleaned it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So sad what happened to the couple that lived there,<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell ya, <em>you would&#8217;ve had to be here<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But the cops did their job up right, that charge will stick<\/p>\n<p>All the evidence, not even Perry Mason could beat it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2C, well, that&#8217;s me! Just this old worn out Grandma.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing but time on my hands and no where to go.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m very accepting, not a prejudiced bone, but <em>bless their hearts,<\/em><\/p>\n<p>the people moving in these days, I don&#8217;t know where to start.<\/p>\n<p>I find it is best if I keep to myself and just don&#8217;t get involved.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome, what would you like to know? I will help as much as I can, I don&#8217;t get around much, but I see things and pay attention, you see, so, ask away, or better yet, let&#8217;s just start on the ground and see how it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":291,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[499,500],"class_list":["post-7948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-hypocrisy","tag-itsallinthetone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/291"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8158,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7948\/revisions\/8158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}