{"id":8338,"date":"2015-06-13T13:13:08","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T17:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=8338"},"modified":"2015-06-13T13:44:58","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T17:44:58","slug":"life-of-dog-hour-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/life-of-dog-hour-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Life of dog &#8211; Hour 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">Wake up<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Stretch<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Jump of bed<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Stretch<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Go to kitchen<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Wait<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Wait<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Wait<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I hear something!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Footsteps<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">My person!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Nuzzles<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Scratches<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Nuzzles<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Scratches<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Fridge door opens<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Food is coming!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Chase tail<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Bark!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Chase tail<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Bark!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">Wag tail<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Look up with adoring eyes<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Food placed before me<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Eat!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">All at once<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">As fast as possible<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Scarfing<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">No time for breaths<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Scarf<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Scarf<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Scarf<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Scarf<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Lick<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Lick<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Lick the bowl clean<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Lick again<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Just in case<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Amped<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Food in my belly!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Happiness<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wake up Stretch Jump of bed Stretch Go to kitchen Wait Wait Wait I hear something! Footsteps My person! Nuzzles Scratches Nuzzles Scratches Fridge door opens Food is coming! Chase tail Bark! Chase tail Bark! Wag tail Look up with adoring eyes Food placed before&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":302,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/302"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8338"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8581,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8338\/revisions\/8581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}