{"id":8349,"date":"2015-06-13T13:12:56","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T17:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=8349"},"modified":"2015-06-13T13:12:56","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T17:12:56","slug":"blonde-hair-and-red-lipstick-poem-524","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/blonde-hair-and-red-lipstick-poem-524\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde Hair and Red Lipstick (Poem 5\/24)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t I remember my lines?<\/p>\n<p>Ugh. I can&#8217;t do this today.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a good actress. I know I am.<\/p>\n<p>Aren&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p>I just want to go back to bed.<\/p>\n<p>These roles. I know I can play something better.<\/p>\n<p>But it earns money&#8230;I don&#8217;t care about money.<\/p>\n<p>I want to be taken seriously!<\/p>\n<p>Ugh. Now they are knocking on the door.<\/p>\n<p>Time to get ready and give them what they want.<\/p>\n<p>Suck it up girl.<\/p>\n<p>Give them what they want. Always what they want.<\/p>\n<p>Lights,<\/p>\n<p>Camera,<\/p>\n<p>ACTION!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t I remember my lines? Ugh. I can&#8217;t do this today. I&#8217;m a good actress. I know I am. Aren&#8217;t I? I just want to go back to bed. These roles. I know I can play something better. But it earns money&#8230;I don&#8217;t care&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":542,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/542"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8386,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8349\/revisions\/8386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}