{"id":8604,"date":"2015-06-13T13:49:20","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T17:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=8604"},"modified":"2015-06-13T13:49:20","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T17:49:20","slug":"freak-of-nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/freak-of-nature\/","title":{"rendered":"FREAK OF NATURE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HOUR FIVE<\/p>\n<p>POEM # 5<\/p>\n<p>24 HOUR<\/p>\n<p>POEM<\/p>\n<p>MARATHON<\/p>\n<p>FREAK OF NATURE<\/p>\n<p>Am I am don&#8217;t you see<\/p>\n<p>I only have one leg instead of three,<\/p>\n<p>My leg made from the fine birch tree.<\/p>\n<p>Am I am don&#8217;t you see<\/p>\n<p>Pretty face with two noses instead of four,<\/p>\n<p>Is two enough or do I need more?<\/p>\n<p>Am I am don&#8217;t you see<\/p>\n<p>Boxer with three arms instead of five,<\/p>\n<p>One punch opponents take a dive.<\/p>\n<p>Am I am don&#8217;t you see<\/p>\n<p>Feet with four big toes instead of six,<\/p>\n<p>Pair of shoes out of a box of KIX.<\/p>\n<p>Am I am don&#8217;t you see<\/p>\n<p>Five big eyes instead of seven,<\/p>\n<p>Waiting for my Lord, take me to Heaven.<\/p>\n<p>Am I am don&#8217;t you see<\/p>\n<p>Written by Carl Mann<\/p>\n<p>The kurlman<\/p>\n<p>6-13-2015<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HOUR FIVE POEM # 5 24 HOUR POEM MARATHON FREAK OF NATURE Am I am don&#8217;t you see I only have one leg instead of three, My leg made from the fine birch tree. Am I am don&#8217;t you see Pretty face with two noses&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":338,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/338"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8610,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8604\/revisions\/8610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}